This Week: I'm Dodging As Fast As I Can/Action Pose
This character was a perfect example of why you should never let the GM design your character. I wanted a minor vermin wizard, a Pied Piper of bugs and spiders and such. He locked on to "spiders" and I wound up with a blooddrinking shapeshifting spiderwoman. With an insane speed bonus and almost no combat skills.
This is pretty much what she did. For six months.:
I regret that no one reading this ever played the game this character's from, because they'd be laughing, remembering the sheer aggressive lameness of it all. Sigh. Don't munchkin, kids.